- cake decorator
- race car driver
- automated teller money filler
- antiques dealer
- photo editor
- wrapping paper designer
- fashion photographer
- shoe designer
- teacup appraiser
- horse groomer
- dueling piano bar pianist
- underwater yoga instructor
- magazine editor
- paint color namer
- barbie doll face painter
- gingerbread house decorator
- toy designer
- furniture designer
- figure-outer of which christmas light is out and thereby precluding the function of the whole string
- bird illlustrator (drawer of bird illustrations, not drawer of illustrations on birds)
- children's room muralist
- mannequin dresser
- dog reindeer costume seamstress
- kitten collector
- restaurant reviewer
- miniature golfer
- carousel painter
- interesting hat model
- script writer
- story developer
- interloper
- mean santa claus
- mad scientist
- wedding photographer
- circus attendee
- remote island explorer
- matchmaker
- gargoyle documentor
- crossword puzzler
- sunglasses wearer
- scarf knitter
- whistle blower
- exorcist
- fortune teller
- bank teller
- thumb twiddler
- package photo paint-by-numbers doer
- back massage tester
- tinseller
- snake handler
- art therapist
- assistant to Will Shortz
- road trip taker
- cat handler
- documentor of ugly places with idyllic names (i.e. "Paradise Ranch," "Crown Disposal Co.")
- chandelier maker
- folded paper snowflake slicer
- radio program noisemaker
- rock star
- alphabetizer
- children's TV show producer
- wart hog
12.11.2007
things it might not suck to be, 2007 special Christmas edition
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As an occasional 1, 5, 16, and a frequent, nay daily 39 and 41, I applaud your enumeration of things to be. Also, I want a gingerbread house for my b-day this year, because it's been years since i had one, so if you have any good design ideas, pass them on. For example, I'd like a stencil so I can paint (with food coloring) marzipan wallpaper for the interior (not that any of my gingerbread houses have ever had interiors, but why not try? In the very least, the house always has windows, and can't one generally see some wall thru a window?)
ReplyDeleteJill and I will be making a (gluten free and vegan, to accommodate me and Fox) gingerbread house over my Christmas visit, so I'll send you tips!
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