pig passwords

When I lived near the Bourgeois Pig, they used to change their wifi password every couple days or so, and it was always something pig or pork related, but it quickly became clear to me that they were short on ideas.  So I brought them a list:

BOURGEOIS PIG WIFI PASSWORD IDEAS by K8

piggy in the mirror (a cure song)

pig in the city (you know, “Babe”)

this little piggy (went to market)

hogs and quiches (groan)

high on the hog

hog is my co pilot

my karma ran over your hogma

hoggy notion

egg hog (for Christmas)

pig newtons

the pig is up

pig fucking deal

pig man on campus

pigmalion

pig latin

piggest loser

pig trouble in little china (my favorite!!)

pig brother (is watching)

pig bang theory

the pig lebowski

pig star (with Alex Chilton!)

three hog night

diamond hogs

reservoir hogs

hog day afternoon

beware of hog

hair of the hog (that bit you)

hoggy style

war pigs
Yule hog

I think I amused one or two employees who I was friendly with, but not the perpetually unamused owner (who I shall allow to remain anonymous) who seems to dislike me and may even have put the kibosh on the K8 pig passwords as he did my desire to show my artwork at the Pig.  Not to be thwarted, I returned with another list:

more SWINE PASSWORD IDEAS for the Bourgeois Pig, by K8.

i love new pork

escape from new pork

new pork state of mind

gangs of new pork

pork authority

new pork stories

lipstick on a pig

swine flu

new pork’s alright (if you like saxophones) 

kiss meets the phantom of the pork  (!!!!)

pork avenue

central pork

griffith pork

golden gate pork

porklandia

south pork

pork and mindy

jurassic pork

la brea tar pigs

natalie porkman

porks and recreation

valet porking

porking ticket

porking permit

parallel porking

porking lot

pork and ride

porking meter

rock star porking

duchess of pork

black swine

red red swine

swinestone cowboy

stop bacon sense
the bacon of pelham 1 2 3

Welp, these days they print out a meaningless cluster of letters & numbers that lets you log in for an hour and a half or something, then you have to go buy another cup of coffee.  Fair enough.  I did once bring my laptop to watch the Millennium Trilogy there.  The Swedish version.  I'm to blame for all of this, I'm sure.

I did not, however, steal the gold pig.